Mr. Penis holder, aap apne “samaan” ke liye khud zimmedaar hai.

Mr. Penis holder, Hi. I just came across this post on Facebook where a 27 years old uncle raped an 11 months old baby girl. 🙂 I just wanted to bring this to your notice, mr. Penis holder.  You defend yourself and your breed by putting the blame on females ALWAYS.  Females should not show…

I asked for a piece of mango pickle from my maid and…

Yet another Monday I decided to stay home, warm in bed, sticking to my beloved laptop. I’m watching Permanent Roommates these days… It’s really funny and good. Anyway… So my beloved maid who has been loyal to our family since last 16 years… She’s family actually lol. She is like my nanny. I love her….

To text or not to text?

* picks up cell phone * * opens whatsapp * * search for the contact * * taps on the display picture * * stares at it for minutes * * deep breathing simultaneously * * heartbeat racing fast * * checks the status * * thinks about the contact * * thinks about all…

Happy 10th of February?

Dear fellow potato, I hope you are feeling home sick. I hope you are missing me. I hope you are trying to picture me in front of you with blue balloons in one hand and a birthday card which actually reads “you smell like shit” in the other hand.  I hope you know that I’m…

That touch

Those hard yet soft hands with a shy vibe to them…

Your Motel

The only customer who stays here is you, dear customer.

Falling out of sync

Ever started talking to a random person one day who is now a big big highlight of your life? How was it in starting? When the conversation just used to sort of happen? When you used to talk to them all day and night without any forced initiated talk? When all of it was in…

Dear mr. Whiney ex

Dear mr. Whiney ex, What’s up these days? Is everything okay with you? Well, your Facebook tells me you are not even close to okay. You’re whiney instead. Sharing all those forever alone memes and trolls, trying to find solace in them, consoling yourself that you ain’t the only one suffering from this insescapable friendzone. …